Perfect 

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and the paper is still clean or when you take a shit and the turd goes straight down to the toilet, that seems it disappeared, and you don't need to flush it.
One of the 2 conditions above is needed to make a Perfect, but if both conditions are met, it will count as a Double Perfect, aka Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

Eg 1: Man, I've been eating so healthy lately that I'm just doing perfects on the toilet.
Eg 2: Dude, I just took a Perfect so fast that I even didn't hear it splashing. It went straight down the

Perfect by CapitanFalopa June 9, 2022

perfection

ryn <33

🗣: who is ryn??
they are perfection

perfection by raynesbetterthanu June 12, 2022

Perfectly Wrong time 

When a chain of events take place at the perfect time, but for all the wrong reasons.

A: "That SUV was driving rather quickly after seeing that green light from far away, but suddenly a pickup truck decided to cross the intersection right as soon as the SUV was about to pass by and the SUV ended up T-boning the pickup truck."

B: "Darn. What a perfectly wrong timed moment."

A: "Yeah, it really was."

Perfectly Wrong time by AshAshTripleA June 13, 2022

Perfect 

Harry styles.

What does perfect look like
Look at Harry styles.

Perfect by Mikayla73563 June 13, 2022

Purfecto 

A retard who doesnt know how to type perfect

James: yo look he just said purfecto
Paul: is he somekind of a furry when he says Pur fecto

Purfecto by Hater4720 June 14, 2022

Perfection

Ghassen Boughammoura

Ghassen Boughamoura is the definition of perfection

Perfection by touta June 15, 2022

Perfect 

My beautifull and loving girlfriend whos name im not gonna say but it starts with a K, shes cute, shes funny, shes caring, shes loving what im trying to say is that she is the literal definition of perfect <3

my girlfriend is absolutely perfect

Perfect by my love <3 June 15, 2022