by dankrab March 22, 2008
Get the Mexican T-shirt mug.An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 8, 2010
Get the Mexican Alarm Clock mug.We won't have to wait for someone to let us out of the trunk, we just have to find the mexican door handle.
by steelerfan7 September 3, 2009
Get the mexican door handle mug.The act of two large Mexican men interlocking their arms together and spining at a dangerous rate of speed in the middle of a mosh pit, knocking over the nearby concert goers like bowling pins.
"They had 4 broken ribs and internal bleeding after that Mexican Mosh Copter at the concert last Saturday"
by 61F85Acid November 9, 2009
Get the Mexican Mosh Copter mug.The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
by turd dangler September 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Trowel Job mug.Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.
How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...
by ZCV99 February 6, 2019
Get the mexican wet whistle mug.When two groups of Mexicans (usually gangs) run out of bullets and resort to climbing trees and throwing tacos at the enemy
by Spoockthegreat June 26, 2019
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