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Jake

Really bad terraria player, doesn’t sleep, is black and works at State Farm, needs mental stability with his constant money spending, and has a dog named Paul.
Jake please stop playing terraria

Jake we are going broke
by Jakefromstatefarmmm February 20, 2022
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Jake

A man with a small forehead, who can't do a lot of thinking
by Poopheadjake February 21, 2022
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Jake

HOT AS FUCK
60000 FEET DICK
DEEP BLUE EYES
BIG BOOTY
HOT AS FUCK
BIGGUS DICKUS
SMART AF
WET BREAST

ONE HALF DEAD EARBUD
ENTITLED TO JAMES' CHEESE
LITLLE BIT GAY
JAKE PEGGED ME
JAKE JAKED ME
ILL DO A JAKE
by 60,000 FEET DICK February 22, 2022
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Jake Gottesman

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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Jake

One of the many nicknames gangsters have for cops.

Rapper Nardo Wick uses this term in his popular hit “Who Want Smoke”.
“Nine, ten, eleven, we ain't gon' say that number, we don't fuck with jakes“
by geminigod February 24, 2022
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Jake

Typically from Pennsylvania.
Jake is your gay bestfriend who will trust and love you till the day you die. Jake doesn’t have a lot of money and when he has it he uses it on drugs. Jake can sometimes be a drug dealer or maybe even be a male hooker.
Jake is the best gay friend you will ever have
by Ahejielsndd r February 27, 2022
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jake

jake is a mad hotty
by anonymous February 28, 2022
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