Greek God

The punk ass hottie on my street who thinks I’m a brat. He’s not wrong.🙃

Moi: ____ is such a Greek God. He makes all the girls wanna pull his hair.

Greek God: Brat! (Mutters as he walks by)

by Its_just_a_compliment September 29, 2020

the frog god

the frog god loves holding frogs he kisses them.

random frog: hey frog god how you doing
the frog god: im doing good just kissing some frogs.

by miimaker2 October 19, 2020

God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

by Payterella September 17, 2017

God mode

When an individual drinks crown royal and feels as if they can do anything.

Bruh did you see that stream last night? That man went god mode!!

by God mode master September 18, 2017

God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.

I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.

by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017

poon god

Someone who poons all the pu$$y. They get all the girls any age because they are a POON GOD

Yo I got alexa last night, call me richard rabbit the poon god.

by DiK bih fuh October 4, 2017

God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017