Dip of Death

When a person, eases their head downward unto the brink of sleep and quickly snaps awake. Generally result of trying to be the last to fall asleep among group of friends.

Hailey had a dip of death, and when she sprang awake, she spilled her drink everywhere.

by hoesnotshmoes February 20, 2011

Death Udders

When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.

Go suck on some death udders.

by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010

Zombie Death Music

A term that some people would use to define screamo and all the genres that include it.

Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...

by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010

Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.

by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

Death by Restrepo

To die while performing the act of Restrepo, death is caused by fractured skull, spinal injuries, internal bleeding, anal ripping/ bleed outs.

The cops asked me what had happened to my girlfriend, i told them she had died when i was having sex with her. I started out by Cavemaning that hoe into a restrepo and when i looked she was dead. so death by restrepo i told the cop.

by sakakichan August 14, 2010

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.

Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011