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Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.
Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.
by Elninio December 4, 2023
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Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
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hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?
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yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard

yoooo yarg farg ur mum has a hard yard.
by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021
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Little hards

Small person who thinks they are big, or has a very cocky style.
Little hards is talking about how much he can bench.
by frimsky October 5, 2016
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Hard Dick

when your horny as hell
I currently have a "hard dick"
by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022
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Try harding

Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard
Dude, Envy is try harding but his erectile dysfunction won't let him.
by Wrath the Vengeful December 9, 2020
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