by Elninio December 4, 2023
Get the Tries way too hardmug. This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
Get the Hard melonmug. When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023
Get the hard pubesmug. by Lucas Pennington September 23, 2021
Get the yarg farg ur mum has a hard yardmug. by frimsky October 5, 2016
Get the Little hardsmug. when your horny as hell
by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022
Get the Hard Dickmug. Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard
by Wrath the Vengeful December 9, 2020
Get the Try hardingmug.