tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom
"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"
by eyvse April 10, 2019
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tom cannon

tom cannon is a cool and awesome guy who buns weed and lives life on the edge but can be kind and nice to the right girl
tom cannon is a bunner
by bob farlin November 30, 2013
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Tom Mann

A young wanna-be entrepreneur who has significantly peaked in high school and still thinks he can get any girl he wants because he was the best shag in 2005.
He used to be so cool, but he's just a Tom Mann now.
by Wingecat July 19, 2018
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Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.
Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.
by bangingcicadas September 12, 2008
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Tom Hiddleston

Holy shit, Tom Hiddleston is so hot!
by 0dlf-lvr0 January 20, 2023
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turbo tom

The dude of hattersley with the banter you'd expect on an Adam sander film
by T1bsy March 17, 2016
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