person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t
by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018
Get the do it if you’re hardmug. This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.
I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.
by Cgrobs February 17, 2023
Get the Hard melonmug. by Hey guys it’s me April 21, 2018
Get the vision hardmug. When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023
Get the hard pubesmug. A soft to hard is a competition played between 2 males in online video chat rooms. Both men have to show their 100% flaccid penis at the start and remain only looking at the users on the call while masturbating and the first to cum .No porn is allowed so being gay isn’t allowed either(the other competitor(s) would be porn. Though other users in the call can do anything they want to influence the soft to hard. The overall goal is to see which degenerate discord user is more animalistoc.
“Steppa beat out legendary soft to hard vetrans his first time by breaking thier focus talking about animals genitalia. What a legend”
by BasedSteppa May 13, 2024
Get the Soft to Hardmug. by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017
Get the hard weeniesmug. When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.
My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.
I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.
by Rammy82 April 1, 2021
Get the Hard Tommymug.