titted goon

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.

WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!

by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006

tit smuggler

When a girl wears a shirt,sweater, hoodie, or any other top a size larger than needed. thus hiding the size of her breats. Most commonly done by girls with natural breats. But also done by girls to hide a bad implant job.

Guy 1- "did you see ashley all dressed up last night?"

Guy 2- "I didn't know she had such large and supple tits, she's such a tit smuggler!"

Also:

Guy 3- "samantha was wearing a thick turtle neck sweater earlier to hide those extremely fake titties."

by phillyjim October 22, 2008

tits mcgoo

adjective; verb; noun

something that is either of the most extreme quality or quantity of either the good or bad.

These fish tacos are the tits mcgoo!

by DrizzyDrakeHender July 6, 2011

Spiderman Tits

Spiderman tits are boobs that have lotd of visible veins, looking like webs.

Today I was about to motorboat this girl, but then when she took of her shirt I saw she had spiderman tits and I backed out.

Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!

by StreetJesus May 6, 2011

tit shelf

A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.

Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.

by Shreegs123 August 11, 2016

Saggy tits

Someone who is a fucking fat ass with super size saggy tits.

Someone like Nathan, bob, bobby, or Ian that has saggy tits and want to smack people with them

by Sally mic saggy tits August 17, 2018

Tits on a Pig

An exclamation of shock, often done ironically, as most people would not be surprised to find multiple tits upon one pig.

He did it AGAIN! Tits on a pig.

by Echo3Bravo December 4, 2011