yo straight

When you nigga ass bitch says hey daddy aka they fucking think you gay as hell and your a 14 year old gay ass

Yo straight lookin ass don’t touch me.

by SamwmHardSickDick January 11, 2018

beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022

Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025

Straight

The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.

Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!

Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”

Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”

Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”

by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021

Straight

Being attracted to someone of the SAME gender as your not venturing out of your comfort zone.

Omd moons and nits aren’t straight

by Mnzz July 10, 2021

Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.

Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.

by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017

Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.

Like Straight up bird up my man

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023