Drunk speech 

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

Drunk speech by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018

hitler speed 

A synonym for pervitin (crystal meth/methamphetamine). Used at afterhours.

You got some speed?

Only hitler speed.

Fuck no!

hitler speed by Randy Maschine September 6, 2018

Teaball Speedball 

Taking adderall and then taking Xanax to counteract the its effects.

Dude I was on a teaball speedball last night, it wall like a baby version of coke and heroin. I’ll probably move on to actual coke and heroin soon because it was dope.

Teaball Speedball by Alt_f420 December 10, 2018

Rectal Speedboat 

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine

Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat

Rectal Speedboat by Siege of Society December 13, 2018

charlie speed 

absolute fucking dick, what a ball sack, don’t think anyone likes him and just overall dickface

charlie speed is a right weirdo

charlie speed by gdonnyboy January 15, 2019

Johnny speedboat 

a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions

Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat

Johnny speedboat by Dragonia Crimson January 23, 2019

twitter speech 

a way of speaking only real skinny legends use

"*Insert name*, sweetie, I'm so sorry, but I'm about to spill the tea, so hold ur wigs, cause imma snatch 'em."
or
"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"

*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*

"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"

twitter speech by boatychan February 3, 2019