Slap some bass

a slang way to tell some one you play the bass guitar

Bob: hey Sam dont you play an instrument ?
Sam: oh yeah i slap some bass
Bob: oh sweet we should make a band

by Tayeback August 20, 2009

spach ass slap

slapping some chicks ass with the form of the spach hand.
star trek porn

see some chicks nice ass
and show your friend the spach symbol
spach ass slap

by niganiganiganiga November 16, 2010

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

Piggy-shoe Slapped

To be hit by the locker next to you when someone opens it.

Kindra was trying to get a book out of her locker, but Ashley opened her's and piggy-shoe slapped Kindra.

by xmissprissx May 31, 2010

Frisco pimp slap

When a person is slapped with a handful of jiz.

I finished the deed with a Frisco pimp slap.

by beavercleaver May 8, 2014

Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.

Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015