A Sam is the type of guy to cheat on you but say he won’t. A Sam is the type of guy to date you and move on in 3 days. A Sam askes girls for nudes thinking it’s a joke. If you know a Sam stay away he might end up punching you in the throat. A Sam is a self centered 2 foot tall asshole. His relationships are always toxic and blames in on the other person but when in reality he’s the problem because he’s secretly gay and will never admit it cause his chode is so small only a slutty girl would want it. If you know a Sam watch out he might ruin your life in 2 seconds... well at least he thinks he can.
by truthhurtsbitch March 24, 2020
Get the Sammug. an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
Get the Sam Porcellomug. Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.
by well_washed_weiner October 2, 2019
Get the Sammug. 
One of the sweatiest people you will ever know! Sam is the type of person to stay in their room and play games such as Fortnite or Minecraft all day. He has the iq of a nut, the brains of air, the rageness of dellor, and the life of a sweat. The guy sweats so much with truc mai, that he is able to “phase” or walk through walls in Fortnite. The sweat allows him to slip right through. This kid needs to be stopped!
by Highest IQ of all time November 4, 2019
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Get the Sam Meaneymug.