Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout

When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"

by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013

Wood-block

The term is derived from the action of hobbling. The name is inspired from the wood which is allocated between the ankles of the person that is going to be sledgehammered on the ankles. The mission of wood-block is to facilitate the breaking of ankles.

She placed the wood-block between his legs and proceeded her action.

by İDoWBBOTBack January 5, 2019

The full block

100% truth. The absolute original.

He isn’t a chip off the ol’ block, he’s the full block.

by BillyGoat66 April 21, 2021

Thock Block

See ‘thock’. A cupped hand placed on the chin to prevent a thock.

“Haha, get thock blocked.”

by Hee_Hee_Energy March 23, 2020

Brain block

When one is lucid dreaming and your brain steps in and blocks it.

I was flying around and my brain blocked, so I woke up.

by Pavlovsdog May 29, 2021

tuck block

When ur goin to lift up a girl's shirt and she's got her sHIRT TUCKED IN.

Similar to a cock block.

Dude I was trying to get some of my gf's good good an she fkin tuck blocked me man.
Oh dude that's rough. I get tuck blocked all the time by my gf. She just likes tucking her shirts in.

by iiimperatrice June 16, 2016

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024