half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

half-great-great-aunt

Great-grandparent's half-sister.

My half-great-great-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Half A Snort 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

half a gimptard

Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.

Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!

by Half a Gimptard inc December 8, 2023

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

It isny half!

Scots ~ Verbal confirmation that a statement that someone else has said is wholly true and accurate.

isny - present tense - Eng. Isn't
wisny - past tense - Eng. Wasn't

Justin: Look at the size of that house. It's massive!
Martin: Aye! It isny half!!

Justin: Wow! That explosion was so loud!
Martin: Aye! It wisny half!!

by Neilly_ May 5, 2019

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019