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Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.
In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morningGosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”
by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023
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hard man squad

A hard man squad is a group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Hard man squads are usually unemployed and their common activities include: smoking weed, drinking, smoking, shoplifting, vandalism, and trying to start fights. Typical language used by hard man squads include "blud", "spliff", "wanker", "bruv", "wogwan", "innit" and "sick". Hard man squads can be found in locations such as alleyways, under bridges, council estates and tesco car parks
Oi, did you see that hard man squad down lodge farm estate?
by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016
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Hard Dick

when your horny as hell
I currently have a "hard dick"
by 69420 cocks in my room March 20, 2022
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Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl
by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024
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Hard-attack

Random boner, getting a boner so hard that your brain starts to hurt.
She got me so wind up that I’m about to get a hard-attack.
by Quangbangspidermang June 29, 2019
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I Bro Hard

When you overdo sticking up for or protecting your bro.
Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.

Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.

Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
by Mike109999 August 6, 2025
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Hard

by Haardafson August 24, 2018
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