green bean feet

When your mom walks into your room while your jacking off, and she says, “The cucumbers are ready!” She drops them on her toes/feet while you nut in her face.

Yo I green bean feeted your mom lol

by Phat_Penuz November 30, 2018

green fleet manager

A person who only has relationships with female soldiers.

Crumbs ken all you do is pump green fleet. Did you do the green fleet managers course?

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

give up the green

To pay up. To give money in exchange for goods or services.

When we wanted the stripper to stay longer, her pimp told us to give up the green.

by MD SMooth March 5, 2008

Mint Green Person

A Mint Green Person is someone who is a loner, but being their friend has many benefits. This person will go out of their way to make you happy, whether it’s taking you to your favorite restaurant, buying you gifts, or just being that person you can vent to. They sacrifice their own happiness for yours, and no matter how many times you tell them they can express their self to you, they never say a word about how they’re feeling.

“He’s a Mint Green Person tbh… I wish he would open up more”

by Fern The Zest Fest July 27, 2023

green tea bastard

The male version of a green tea bitch.

You know that Andrei that always acted like he was a lonely 12 year old? He slept with his friends wife. What a green tea bastard!

by launcestonelliot August 3, 2017

Green Tea Frappuccino

A unique combination of Premium Japanese green tea or Matcha, lightly sweetened with a hint of melon and milk, blended with ice, topped with whipped cream (optional).

I love Summer cause I can drink all the Green Tea Frappuccinos' I want!

by Nube91 February 22, 2009

green puddle skipper

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.

"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"

by LightBoy December 9, 2005