Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

do this dance

This Is satire for did we not all ready go around on something Ie topic with not real out come. Staying on a hamster wheel?

Justin see Melissa make a comment on something. Justin says Melissa did we not all ready do this dance?

by RogueGentlman_12 October 14, 2020

do this dance

This Is satire for did we not all ready go around on something Ie topic with not real out come. Staying on a hamster wheel?

Justin see Melissa make a comment on something. Justin says Melissa did we not all ready do this dance?

by RogueGentlman_12 October 14, 2020

Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.

Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".

by Tttain285 December 9, 2020

There is a tiny dancer

Shes a shes a lady i think how the lyrics goes?

there is a tiny dancer watching over me

by Harper Ociana February 18, 2021

I just danced the railway

Doing something risky but fun, like dancing on railway tracks before a locomotive bears down upon your somewhat destructible flesh.

“Shit man you nearly got hit by that truck, why the fuck were you doing the moonwalk in the street?”
“Yeah man ‘I just danced the railway’”

by Phukphase February 20, 2021

The Masked Dancer

A TV Show on Fox that is like The Masked Singer, but instead of singing, they dance. It works pretty much the same as The Masked Singer as well.

You: “Hey, have you seen The Masked Dancer yet?”
Friend: “No, I haven’t yet, but I plan to watch it!”

by ProGamer802 Dictionary Ver. January 20, 2021