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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
mugGet the Google Meat Beatmug.

beat

A woman that only good for sex, nothing more. One step above masturbation. A low grade sex partner. synonym: jump-off ROOT DEFINITION: when your finish you JUMP off
Yo, you hit that? Damn! aight I guess she just a beat.
by cowboy.bebop90 February 23, 2009
mugGet the beatmug.

Can he beat Goku tho

A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.

This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.

The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.

2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”

2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024
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An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.
Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
by Thatstupidantt June 22, 2022
mugGet the the Devil is beating his wifemug.

BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.
Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!
by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012
mugGet the BEAT HOOVES!mug.

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie
You're trying to do the bush around the beating
by antiquing April 21, 2021
mugGet the bush around the beatingmug.

beat weed

beat weed is just another name for a smacked ass (person). A derogatory term. It was originated in the late sixties (1960's) and was used up until around the end of the seventies. Used almost exclusively by minors or folks in young twenties. Used in the Philadelphia area and perhaps other areas.
Mike > "Dave hung silver streamers on his bike and it looks stupid". Willy> " Yeah-- Dave is a beat weed sometimes".
by Ham Key December 12, 2019
mugGet the beat weedmug.

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