Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take

Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”

by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018

bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it

Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard

by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021

Bum

The definition of bum is a person or someone who wears shorts and slides

Yo you look like a bum

by Bakestvall August 1, 2020

Bum

A homeless guy who lives on the streets

Luke: I dare you to lick a bum
Alexander: Which type?
Luke: Y'know? The homeless one
Alexander: OH FUCK NO!

by -Insert Name- November 15, 2017

Ranky-Bum

1. A smelly kid, who never has marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to chill, always "bums" shit off you, like marijuana, smokes, alcohol, or money to go do sumthing or just to chill with you,

2. An outcast of the group, concluding himself as a smelly, poor kid.

NOTE: The subject that you may call a "ranky-bum" may also tend to be weird looking, ex. (ugly haircut, which would be a mushroom cut, fat wierd cheeks with a weird smile, deep wierd creepy, eerie voice, etc.)

1.JEREMY YOU Ranky-Bum
2.Shut up kid , it doesn't matter what you say, ur just a Ranky-Bum

by Hoody-Hoo April 3, 2009

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024