Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"

by Christine Cascio December 9, 2008

douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 8, 2003

J-douche

a sexually experienced, artistically adept motherfucker

Hey, there's J-Douche.

by CHayes August 12, 2008

Douche Nard

Someone who acts like a complete pussy and is way too into themselves.

Ken: "im going to go wash my beautiful face, to make it more beautiful... if that is even possible."
Ashley: "your such a Douche Nard!"

by Alberto Ruldolf December 4, 2009

Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.

Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.

by AKCoug February 21, 2011

UD Douche Editor

UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!

What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2013