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your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.
Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)
by SuDUCKtion December 28, 2015
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Your mom

The person who brought you into this god forsaken world through a ... Ummmm.... ''process''
I can't believe that your mom would do this to you
by Mourice October 19, 2019
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Your Mom

"Your Mom" The word that 12 year olds tell you on Xbox While playing call of duty to Start some shit
Me:Why do you Keep fucking camping
Him Becuase Your Mom
by FreshhMemes December 30, 2016
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Your mom

Is so fat that the Earth would move back up. All would be as it once was
by Dabigpp January 17, 2023
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Your mom

Dude, your mom!
by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022
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Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts
"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"
by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018
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Your Mom

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019
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