your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

Your Mum

Also known as entity 976. This is a term to describe obese or fat. This has been used by armed americans 8000 times at a minimum a day.

"Oh look its entity 976!"
"do you mean that obese 14 yr old?"
"Yes."
This defines the meaning of your mum in a very realistic way"

by DOOMBOI (I exist) April 10, 2024

your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum

i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum

by anonymous July 12, 2022

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

YOUR MUM

Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad

Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum

by CHRIS BORWN July 12, 2022

your mum

HOT! and a reply to any random question

whos jacket is that
your MUMS

or
who was Tilly with
YOUR MUM

by TILLY/YOUR MUM June 13, 2022

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023