Get my dick out your mouth!!

Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.

John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.

George: Get my dick out your mouth!!

by jaydub114 August 4, 2007

National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)

It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

by National suck dick day April 12, 2019

dick in your mouth! [DIYM]

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth

some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.

by lazerjhole July 25, 2010

go stick a dick in your ear

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.

Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

Dick on your Mum

It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!

"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"

"No"

"Oh Dick on your Mum"

"What did you say?"

"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"

"You shouldn't say that!!"

"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!

by YaNansPumsDead March 31, 2013

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021

Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011