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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Penis wrinkle

Any person who surpasses the level of fucktard
Friend: look at this fucktard bro he let his buddies give him an atomic wedgie

Me: no thats a penis wrinkle bro
by Kraccer Jakk January 9, 2021
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Wrinkle Ball

An act where two men lay in the 69 position, and for an agreed upon amount of time (Typically one minute), unwrinkle eachother's testicles with only their hands. Whomever does the better job wins.
Hey man, the Wrinkle Ball tournament is in a week. Lets get practicing!
by Therealshizzler February 19, 2025
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Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking
D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle
by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkle neck bass

She got hit in the face with Jack's wrinkle neck bass
by Tally w hacker October 20, 2021
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Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.
That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.
by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025
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