Damn her fart weave looking fresh
by Stellmar July 06, 2017
A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
A term used in placement of an offensive name when referring to someone who is “pulling at your hair” or therefore, getting on your nerves. Most commonly used by people of African origin.
1. Stop being an African weave snatcher, you annoying twit.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.
2. You’re such an African weave snatcher, you know. You get under my skin.
by suresandy December 28, 2017
by suckmyhuge February 24, 2025
1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
You dropped the bomb on me with that Bob n' Weave!
by Vin Nguyen August 04, 2017
It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
by Taytortot September 07, 2020
by Loldog2 July 18, 2018