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French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.
Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!
by ColorB June 14, 2017
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Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.
I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.
by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016
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plastic wallet

Used to describe female genitalia after undergoing plastic surgery
Did you hear about Jenny? She's got a plastic wallet now
by One-winged-anal January 31, 2017
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Light wallet

You don’t have your v card
“ I have a light wallet cause I lost my v card”
by B6o9b June 4, 2018
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burger wallet

copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket
The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors
by Tacotruck69 June 5, 2018
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Fart wallet

Slang for - booty, ass, bum bum
“Damn, look at the pins on her!”

“Yea she’s got nice legs, but I’m more impressed by her fart wallet.”
by JoggingDude April 22, 2022
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Prison Wallet

Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)
"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."
by Yespleez September 15, 2022
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