virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 28, 2011

Virtual Cycling

A indoor cycling experience using road footage and beat based music along with signature moves for riders to easily follow.

I burned over 700 calories during my virtual cycling ride to Old San Juan today.

by B Baloo January 2, 2017

Virtual Reality

It's Reality But Virtual

I am gonna go play in Virtual Reality!

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023

Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members

From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
“Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”

by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020

virtually flashing

The act of sending a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.

I was virtually flashing today. I sent a picture of my junk to a girl I met.

by Amishoney January 25, 2015

virtual tidying

the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.

There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.

by climate james October 21, 2010

Virtual Carpetbagger

A cryptocurrency miner that invests in high-end hardware designed for gaming, to then never use it to play games.

Sam: "Why did you divorce your husband? I thought he had a gaming PC like you."

Emily: "It's because he's a virtual carpetbagger and won't shut up about blockchains and NFTs"

by EGStein December 17, 2021