Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.

Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.

by Red Yankee January 06, 2021

Virtual harem

The collection of a person’s online connections that meet their mental needs that are not being met in real life

Jenny is in my virtual harem because I can talk about stuff with her that my girl friend wouldn’t understand.

by jlhpainter October 18, 2018

You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.

Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"

by CompSciFutures March 04, 2023

Virtual-icing

Term used in describing someone wanting to virtualize something which would be pointless to do so.

Ethots were "virtual-iced" into vtubers

Remi is trying to "virtual-icing" eating in vr .

by September 15, 2020

Virtual-icing

Term used in describing someone wanting to virtualize something which would be pointless to do so.

Ethots were Virtual-iced into vtubers

Remi is trying to virtual-icing eating in vr .

by September 15, 2020

VR (virtual reality)

The one thing your parents wont get because it's wayy too expensive.

Mom/dad, I want the VR (virtual reality) so badly!1!!!!!111!

by helloiamsean April 19, 2022

virtual mods

Derived from the two words "virtual modifications". Usually used in reference to drastically changing the appearance of an object through a process of digital photo editing.

Bill: "I made this VW Golf look like a Lamborghini!"
Dan: "Now how the hell did you do that?"
Chris: "These are virtual mods I made with Photoshop!"

by virtualmods April 01, 2020