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verizon

A Cell Phone company who claims to be the best, who have the least amount of dropped calls, (because they wont drop a call, they would rather have you sit through static and have to pay). who likes to rip of customers by telling them one thing and doing another. SEE Hidden Costs who isnt going to stand a chance when T-Mobile takes over.
Can you hear me now?
HUH?
Can you hear me now?
HUH?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
HELLO I CANT HEAR A THING BUT STATIC.
OH MY GOD my cell phone bill is outrageous. i cant afford this.
by dalejr237 June 26, 2005
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trayvon vert

A normie meme poster who still gets mad when his Daquan loving fans call him a poop head.
Mark: Damn Trayvon Vert posted another funny meme!
Brian: I always knew you dabbled in normie memes.
by The guy who posts February 5, 2018
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vertical smile

A vertical smile is another word for vagina. If a closed smile is turned 90 degrees it resembles a vagina, giving you the term vertical smile.
I saw her vertical smile open up and next thing i knew she was pregnant.

Dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.
by Anna C August 15, 2006
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Getting Vertical

When one lifts their cup of any alcoholic beverage from the standard horizontal position, to the vertical position perpendicular to ground level increasing the flow of the alcoholic beverage which results in severe intoxication.
"I'm getting vertical tonight.", "While you were studying, I was out getting vertical!"
by oitsscubasteve April 2, 2009
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Vertical

a descriptive for easily surpassing your competitors
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"
I'm too VERTICAL hoe!!!
by mz.denise August 17, 2010
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vertical acronym

One of those cliché presentation aids that places the letters of the key word vertically and assigns a word or sentence to each letter.
Here is an example of a vertical acronym:

S-Size up the situation.
U-Undue haste makes waste.
R-Remember where you are.
V-Vanquish fear and panic.
I-Improvise (use your Imagination).
V-Value your life.
A-Act like the natives.
L-Live by your wits.
(US Army Ranger Handbook 2006)
by Jeff Barbera February 23, 2009
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