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Vargo

A Vargo or to Vargo

A gay nerd who uses an unsuspecting nice person of the opposite sex as cover to climb to a powerful position.

To use a nieve nice person as a beard to achieve power.
Joe:"Did you know that they are going to promote Ted to President of the whole western division."

Jack:"He Vargoed every woman in the company to make it."

Joe:"His wife doesn't even know he is a Vargo."

Jack:"That poor woman."

Ted Haggard and Senator Larry Craig are Vargos. They Vargo their wives.
by capooter February 24, 2009
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Verganus

When one gets beefed so hard that two orifices become one.
"OH MY GOD! i got slammed so hard it gave me a verganus!"

"Yeh man, I destroyed her to the maximum, I split it into a Verganus"
by Count DeLish February 12, 2010
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Being emo
This guy is so Vego
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vargov

The meaning of the given name Vargov represents practicality, realism, reliability, discipline, sincerity and experience.They are conscientious, diligent, dependable and real action takers. Their great love for details usually results in coworkers estimating them very highly.
Praising yourself is however not something you would ever do.
Also in love life they have an inclination to keep control, while they themselves do not want to be restricted.
I wish i could date a Vargov
by Aezakmi12345 November 23, 2021
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vete la verga

ay, wassup dude

nah fuck u, vete la verga
by i_liek_2_party November 2, 2017
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vergaso

1. A spanish/urban slang term used to describe a large throbbing veiney erection.
2. Also used to describe a can of Monster energy drink, due to the punch of it and the erection causing effects
Yo mahn, i got a vergaso for that bitch right there,mahn.

hey, buy me a vergaso while ur out, im fucking tired from giving that bitch MY vergaso last night.
by Moriah&Joe January 24, 2008
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aloe verga

Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock,dickor penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizzorsplooge.
Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."
by Gary T. Meyer June 12, 2008
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