Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.

When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!

by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009

tyronism

Noun(: A philosophical belief, quote or saying belonging to the wisest of all ghetto philosophers, Tyrone.

Tyronism #219:
Never trust a woman who went out with the girls, but there were no snaps!

by Rorexjr October 9, 2017

Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

by ohmanwhyudodat June 4, 2013

Tyronitis

A condition where you're stomach swells to gargantuan proportion, but you manage to convince yourself it is not fat.

When someone says:

It's not fat, it's muscle

(Tyronitis)

by Girt February 8, 2008

Ruling the throne

taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.

by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007

Tyrane

Mostly tall, strong and silent type, He's very charming, keep to himself alot, very creative, good leader and genuinely nice unless you get on his bad side. Stands out of the crowd, very humble and romantic. Probably plays sports

Wow Tyrane You're so tall.

by 6ftgang February 21, 2020