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Twit

A different dialect of the word twat. Also can be used as a shortened version of nitwit. Twit is a much less harsh version of twat, comparable to thot is to hoe, but similar to thot one could take offense to.

Used as a blunt way to describe a foolish person.
I saw some absolute twit just try to put a crayon in an electric pencil sharpener.

Oi mate, lookat this twit jaywalkin' o'er there!
by Cucktagon September 28, 2019
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Short for ,
That's what I was/am Thinking
Usually uttered when you realize that you and the person/s you are talking/hanging out with have the exact same thought, at the same time.
T....I'm hungry...lets get some dinner
L.....Dude, thats what I was thinking
T & L Twit! thats what I was thinking
by teenyj July 7, 2008
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Them: You are such a twit!

You: Excuse me!? I am not a pregnant gold fish
by Sad and sassy February 10, 2019
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what robbie is
by BobbyButBetter May 15, 2022
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twit fit

This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.
You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.
by Savingtheangels June 26, 2010
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fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.
I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!
by FitTwit October 3, 2018
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