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Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
“Today is a wonderful day!”
by yindi December 3, 2019
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Russia Today

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.
by lololol lololol August 14, 2024
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
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Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.
Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.
by xMinister February 10, 2022
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Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
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