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red wine

A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.
Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?
by Failurebitch January 29, 2019
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The Wine of Angels

The glorious feeling when you don't have paranoia or give a shit anymore about insults hurled at you and you also realize in hope that insults from a friend mean a mate who you could regain trust with having lost it in the early stages of paranoia.

It is also a salute your mutual ally in the field for making it over the line with no signs of post traumatic stress disorder.
"Shall we drink The Wine of Angels"

"fo sure - and happy days!"
by The Mama with the Quan January 1, 2008
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wine goggles

When one consumes so much wine that she/he hooks up with or agrees to a date with someone well below his/her level.
Maureen was disappointed to find out that the man she gave her number to at the lounge wasn't a handsome tycoon but a regular ole Joe. She berated her friends for letting her drink the point of developing wine goggles.
by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017
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Wine Tasting

(verb) the action of fingering a girl, and then pulling out and smelling the finger, and quoting this line " (year she was born) What an exquisite year ! ", or anything along those lines.
wine tasting ex. Ed was fingering a girl when suddenly he stopped and smelled his finger and said "1989! What an exquisite year !" ; Yeah JP was fingering me and then stopped and said " 1988! What a fine year!"
by Edwin II February 11, 2008
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Wine/11

An annual holiday in remembrance of the events that took place and the people who died on 9/11/2001 by drinking away one's problems, but only with wine (preferably boxed wine).

This holiday takes place on September 11th or 9/11/20XX or Wine/11/20XX.
Stan: Oh man, I lost my faith in humanity on 9/11/2001.
Roger: I know how you feel man, lets celebrate the lives of those lost that day by drinking wine till we pass out on 9/11 this year.
Stan: Oh yeah, I'm down with Wine/11
by Sakibombb January 19, 2010
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Wine Time

A specific time that is set aside in order to consume wine.

It is closely related to "pre's" or "pre drinks" as it is usually a pre-determined time put aside to drink.
"I think we need some wine time girls"
by Leah C June 4, 2007
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Wine Dot

Small, circular damp spot on the front of one's trousers or underwear formed by runoff (excess) urine not shaken away after a pee.

This is also the name (though with a slightly different spelling) of a major traffic artery in Windsor, Ontario.
Hamish was experiencing difficulties concentrating at the time of his disembarkation from the bus, as he was not wearing any underwear, and had noticed a rather large wine dot next to his zipper, which he thought might best remain hidden from the other passengers.
by Hieronymus June 17, 2008
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