Throne Fuck

The act of intentionally revealing plot details and twists to Game Of Thrones to someone who has not yet seen that episode in the series for the purposes of ruining their viewing experience/lives.

Person 1: Dude, Eddard Stark got beheaded!
Person 2: Fuck! I haven't seen that episode yet!?!
Person 1: I know, I totally just throne fucked you!

by Hamdizzle April 12, 2015

thorned up

Thorned up: like you're thirsty and horny, a state of sexual arousal that just won't go away, and you're all worked up and hot.

"he was so thorned up he jacked off like 5 times today"

"Fuck man, im hella thorned up right now"

"He's been all thorned up acting hella thirsty"

"i've been hard all day, damn I'm feelin thorned up"

by Prince0fFuckyou July 2, 2015

throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

by Orionnoir August 7, 2015

Throner

When one has such a strong urge to watch Game of Thrones that they become aroused.

Person 1: Dude the GOT season premiere is tomorrow I’m so pumped.

Person 2: Me too man I have such a Throner.

by ThatGuyFromThatPlaceThatOneTim July 10, 2017

Throner

A boner induced from watching game of thrones.

When the dragons came I had the biggest throner

by D3_Daley August 20, 2017

theoned

When a guy puts his dick in your face and you are angry/ one might bite it off thus making him into a Theon

He pissed me off so bad I theoned him

by Bigdoggmiss September 3, 2017

Throwed

1. To be high on heroin or other opiates

2. A slang term used to describe someone that is high on opiates

Damn bro that guy is throwed af. He probably just shot up.

by Dick Johnson95 October 4, 2017