Threesome

A oneway ticket to aids.

"Wanna join a threesome with me and my wife"
"No thanks, i dont want aids"
"But, my wife doesnt have aids?"
"Havent you read that Urban Dictionary page?"
"I think that was a joke... Get a life"

by NovaliS04 February 18, 2018

Threesome

Really good at hockey

Man of the match: Jarman - threesome

by Turdsturdsturds October 27, 2018

threesome

three people back at it again fucking, sucking, licking, and biting..mostly done by noah’s

i want to be in a threesome right now
noah, my mom, and josh were ready for a threesome

by anya// your mom April 1, 2019

Threesome

When you, your crush and your ex have sex simultaneously.

Man, I wish I had a threesome every goddamn day!

by AlexGodlyOfficial09 May 12, 2020

threesike

when ur about to have a threesome and then someone backs out and says ‘sike’

“bruh i had a threesike with shawn & timothèe but then timothèe ditched us for a fucking peach”

by euqhority May 13, 2020

threesome

kawa, goshi, and komori having sex

"we had 5 threesomes last night" states komori

by mogg is pog June 4, 2021

Threesome

Something my sister wants to have but will never get.

STOP DEAR SISTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME

by Undertale Fan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° July 3, 2021