Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018

Mia Thompson

She is a brat , a spoiled rotten one

Mia Thompson is a butt

by Estella37394$;! January 17, 2017

Thompsoned

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020

James Thompson

He is a big loser who is bad and he hates everyone. Nobody likes him because he is a fat bastard. Everyone wishes he would go away. He has this other stupid indian friend that just f**** up others lives

Oh, i hate James Thompson, he is bad...

by NAme mann January 31, 2020

Carrington Thompson

An ugly guy with a big nose

You are a Carrington Thompson

by #LittleMoose February 11, 2020

Miss Thompson

that one teacher that absolutly hates yo and does everything in there power to make school miserable, also looks like an orangutan.

person 1: oh no this school year is going to be miserable, we have a Miss Thompson as a teacher
person 2: yea. no wonder she is a Miss cause who would mary that orangutan lookin ah

by gavin goes on May 5, 2020