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tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.
Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon
by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014
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Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
by daffodil June 24, 2007
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Tea Hound

Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.
Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!
by jynbug September 21, 2018
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Tea With Creamer

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.
Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.
by The Creamery September 9, 2011
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Tea Floss

Tea Floss is the pubic hair stuck in your teeth after you've been tea-bagged.
"Wow, that guy's got a great tea bag. But the tea floss is a bitch."
by Stooge-on-BOL May 15, 2008
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tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person
Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.
by Marucci October 4, 2017
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koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
you're such a koala tea person.
by weathereports October 16, 2010
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