lie-witness

Any person who provides false testimony in a willing and intentional manner.

All of the testimony by the lie-witness was eventually thrown out of court.

by Detective Wizard November 4, 2019

its a lie

the phrase kokichi says a lot when he lies.

kokichi:*lays on floor with head cracked open*
shuichi and maki: *walk in*
kokichi: its a lie!

by yourlocalstupididiot February 2, 2021

U a lie

Your a mistake and you never belonged here

Woman: "YOU A LIE"
person: "Im a mistake?"

by Adwm c,mwe c, October 23, 2019

LIVIN-A-LIE!

The short but shocking reality that Timmy (from South Park) lives and repeats.

Kyle: Hey Timmy, you know what's for lunch today?

Timmy: LIVIN-A-LIE!

Kyle: Ok.

by anonymous_someone_1550 April 5, 2023

Lie to me

Nothing special. Maybe some political message idk.

- I mean this I'm okay

- lie to me

by jkjkdany May 26, 2020

The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 4, 2020

Living a lie

Jordan lives a lie. I don't think he should be eradicated.

Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023