ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Mani

human

He is mani.

by garbagegold October 5, 2021

mani appreciation day

Mani Appreciation Day is on September 20th :)

person 1: HEY! ITS SEPTEMBER 20TH
person 2: okay, wdym?
person 1: ITS MANI APPRECIATION DAY!!

person 2: OMG HOW DID I FORGET

by kkippyy September 20, 2021

Why does bok choy have so many pimples

Why does my friend bok choy have skin diseases?

why does bok choy have pimples

Pimplepuff girls

Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back

Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples

by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021

Manis

Term for a girl that has many niggas, and can "Woo" whoever she wants.

Nah she's not a hoe, she a Manis
Nahhh broo did you see what she did last night that was some Manis shit

by arielk12 August 6, 2021

Mani

the cutest person alive and he belongs to maryjane

jose:wow mani’s such a cutie
maryjane: i know and hes all mine

by Honey412 June 21, 2021

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021