stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

The Wind Lizard

The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.

Praise the Wind Lizard!

by PTWL November 14, 2018

mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan December 13, 2015

Lady Wind

The passing of gas by a little lady.

Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.

by MrsCK January 04, 2011

Smoker’s Wind

At the moment of trying to light a cigarette, a gust of wind comes along, making the act impossible

“Goddamn this fucking smoker’s wind! Every fucking time, man!”

by Brad Brooklyn October 14, 2018

roping the wind

Impossible to catch

That girl is so wild and free, trying to date her is roping the wind.

by Mrkittywhisperer June 13, 2022

Butt Wind

When you fart but it's got no smell.

Person-1:"ewww!! The guy next to me just released some butt wind!!"
Person-2:"at least it ain't smell like shit."

by That One Sexy Ho January 16, 2018