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Textbook Tornado

A nickname given to an Ohio girl who was raised in Philly.
by Stinking Lincoln April 17, 2011
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emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.
Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.
by docec May 11, 2016
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Caucasian Tornado

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it
I met this slut Lex and she skipped dinner and begged for a Caucasian Tornado.
by Christina Skippy Spiral December 6, 2020
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Slurp tornado

To suck a dick while being spun in a circle very fast
Debra:hey Ron I’m really dizzy after the slurp tornado you gave me
by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022
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Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient
“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”
by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020
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the grey tornado

A slang term for Oklahoma City Police Officers, who in a group, quickly surround a suspect that tries to run or fight and take them into custody.
Man did you see the pursuit on TV last night? The Grey Tornado showed up at the end and kicked his ass.
by OKC50 August 21, 2019
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tornado cunts

Its a rumble of cunts
Those girls are real tornado cunts
by Cuntasarus4 October 7, 2017
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