The Thanos Principle

The act of halving any object, population, commodity, or even equation.

A: I applied the Thanos principle on a pizza yesterday!
B: Oh wow i heard you can also apply it to the grain stocks!

by ermahgeeeddd August 7, 2018

Thanos fist

A thanos fist is when you lick and put gushers on your knuckles like your hand is the infinity gauntlet then you proceed to fist your partner. Then, you’ll remove your fist and let the gusher ooz out the anus and eat the gushers out of the anus or on your knuckles. Finally, you get to lick the oozing candy from the anus

We got bored of regular sex so my partner and I thanos fisted and it turned into a sticky satisfying experience:)

by Montravago April 2, 2019

Thanos Center

Just as Thanos's snap was technically a halfway point between "nobody dies" and "everybody dies", other ideas can be said to occupy the "Thanos Center" of policy options if they are in the middle in some technical way despite being radically extreme and appallingly unacceptable to the vast majority of people.

A national highway speed limit of 35 mph is the Thanos Center, not a realistic compromise!

by jdfree August 10, 2021

thanos taco

The greatest taco shop in the world. Located in Annapolis Maryland.

Dam dat joint thanos taco is the shit!

by Taco review December 15, 2018

Thanos Snapper

Thanos snapper is a hard purple dick of thanos of avengers

Thanos snapper slapped her across the face.

by Purple dick June 6, 2020

Thanos ass

When your ass gets smacked so hard the bruises turn purple.

Sally: Why can't you sit down?

Me: my boyfriend Thanos assed me and the pain is unbearable

by ChadTheRadDad May 28, 2019

thanos cum

When the character thabks from marvel cums.

“Look at all this thanos cum”!

by HorniestManAlive666 July 22, 2021