Crumpet snatcher

An extremely offensive British offensive, meaning to steal ones freshly buttered crumpets
"Did you steal my tea?" You're such a crumpet snatcher!"
by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
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carpet snatcher

A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.
The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.
by Mike D Roach February 2, 2024
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national snatcher day

A day where every female wears her Big Booty Pants , nigga snatchers or whatever pants make her booty look good. It is celebrated on September 16th, January 9th, and March 18th.
Did you hear!? Tomorrow is national snatcher day
by tctuesdays September 15, 2019
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Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.
Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.
by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023
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PURSE SNATCHER

Removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS in a MALE.
Well, the PURSE SNATCHER made sure you get another ASSHOLE as the last stage of CASTRATION is bringing back YOUR ASSHOLE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021
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pocket snatcher

When you're such a twat that you rick someones top pocket off.
by JakeP2400 May 4, 2020
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pear snatcher

The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken
Luke go feed them dang ol pear snatcher som bitch
by ilovekevins69 December 6, 2017
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