When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.
Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.
by stickshaft April 23, 2014
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by BT34M October 10, 2018
Get the Shaft broom mug.Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.
"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"
by Salopty December 31, 2016
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Cumming in hot
by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021
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by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008
Get the quick-shaft mug.A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.
After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"
by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015
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