Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.

Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.

by Boo The Guru October 2, 2016

Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.

Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash

by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014

reva rash

The rash that will take over your body after having intercourse with reva gilpen

Oh no i caught the reva rash

by An infected victim December 15, 2018

Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.

15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.

by Bart 69 August 5, 2008

sexually rash

sexual decesions that probably shouldnt have been made

hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend

by illegallyours July 30, 2006

Rash Of Stalin

Street slang for herpes.

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.

by Untio April 1, 2009

rubble rash

Usually associated with the working classes, and most prominant in the Northern towns of England. 'Rubble rash' is sympomatic with having been 'intimate' with one of the local fellows on rough ground such as a building site or any vacant lot whilst declothed down below and being ridden ones soft skin develops a rash having been shifted around on the hardcore, aggregate or gravel.

One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.

Wayne took me up the 'Garry' last night at the building site in town, and you wouldn't believe the state of my 'Rubble Rash' this morning, I am raw as uncooked bacon down there

by furball69 October 19, 2010