mani&mj

mj is my bestie boo and i love him sooooooo sooooooo soooo much even though he gets on my nerves and is my biggest hater i wouldn’t replace him for nobody. He loves to dr me but he always listens to all of my bs stories knowing i talk way too much and never complains. Mj is my number 1 favorite person to talk too and i feel like i can talk to him about any and everything. too my bestie boo you will forever not be able too beat me and i’m still older then you so stop calling me a youngin. anyway i love you bestie

who’s better then mani&mj ?

by mani&mj July 20, 2023

Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

by BPuddin June 19, 2021

Manis

To have your partner bend over and receive a bukake on their ass cheeks

Me and my friends manised this one dude last night

by anonymous April 18, 2021

Mani

the cutest person alive and he belongs to maryjane

jose:wow mani’s such a cutie
maryjane: i know and hes all mine

by Honey412 June 21, 2021

Many

Many is a word that only leaves you guessing.
Guessing 'bout a thing you really ought to know

- Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin

Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dream, and a pocket full of gold. Acapulco gold

by Hammertime44 September 12, 2023

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

one body too many

Extreme Paranoia

It feels like One Body Too Many at this place.

by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023