Daddy Thanos

He is the hottest linguistic teacher you will ever have. He is a Daddy on his own right. Every time he walks in the class my heart starts raising, my palms start sweating and I wanna kiss him. He is the DILF I can't help but dream about. Please be nice to him bcs he is my favourite, even though I can't have him...

1:who is this hottie?

2: That's daddy Thanos and back off bitch he is mine.

by Daddy Thanos April 2, 2022

Thanos Car

Big nibba riding on those hoes with that one-inch pinch

Thanos Car will rape your children and run over your nutsack.
You better not fuck with Thanos Car or you'll get snapped out of existence.

by Big_Nibba_69 May 28, 2019

Thanos Center

Just as Thanos's snap was technically a halfway point between "nobody dies" and "everybody dies", other ideas can be said to occupy the "Thanos Center" of policy options if they are in the middle in some technical way despite being radically extreme and appallingly unacceptable to the vast majority of people.

A national highway speed limit of 35 mph is the Thanos Center, not a realistic compromise!

by jdfree August 10, 2021

Thanos ass

When your ass gets smacked so hard the bruises turn purple.

Sally: Why can't you sit down?

Me: my boyfriend Thanos assed me and the pain is unbearable

by ChadTheRadDad May 28, 2019

Thanos Snapper

Thanos snapper is a hard purple dick of thanos of avengers

Thanos snapper slapped her across the face.

by Purple dick June 6, 2020

Thanos Fuck

when both partners choke eachother until their faces turn purple, and then proceed to have agressive anal sex

You tryna thanos fuck right here right now?

by katlynsto September 22, 2018

Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass

by evan.floden May 15, 2019