Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.

"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"

by daffodil June 24, 2007

Tea Hound

Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.

Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!

by jynbug September 21, 2018

Tea With Creamer

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.

Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.

by The Creamery September 9, 2011

luis tea

Process of blending semen, tea, and vaginal secretions in a womans vagina.
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"

"I gave that bitch some Luis Tea"
"I made some Luis Tea in that bitches cooch"

by Lupe's mom's tits February 20, 2008

tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person

Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.

by Marucci October 4, 2017

tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.

Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon

by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014

koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.

you're such a koala tea person.

by weathereports October 16, 2010